About This Game Save the Metal, Save the World, Save the Coffee!Coffee Crisis is a neo-rogue brawler that puts you in the shoes of the only baristas on Earth with enough heavy metal in their veins to fend off an alien assault. Play solo or join up with a friend to fight across eight unique locations ranging from your Coffee House HQ to the far reaches of outer space. Go up against an army of wild alien enemies, and the humans they have brainwashed with a variety of weapons, special moves, suplexes, and coffee!The Smurglian race has come to Earth and they're not leaving until they steal our three most prized commodities: heavy metal, free Wifi, and coffee. Crunch through fistfuls of alien meat as you stop their invasion, and enjoy random modifiers to the enemies and action on each playthrough. It's a totally unique cup of beat 'em up action every time you play!FeaturesTear off fistfuls of alien meat in Neo Rogue Brawler action!Jam out with a pal in Local Co-Op Play!Encounter random modifiers that could make you an invincible killing machine or summon a swarm of raging possessed cowgirls! You'll never experience the same cup of cosmic coffee carnage twice!Bang your head to an incendiary heavy metal soundtrack!Meet heavy metal bands Pyschostick, Lords of the Trident, Nile, and Terrorizer!Rock out with retro metal influencers!Already averted the crisis? 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(And the text is annoying to scroll through, which really doesn't help.)The controls are sluggish, too - there's a few frames between you hitting the jump button and the character actually jumping. And the difficulty ramps up quickly, which isn't fun. So you mash buttons (there's only one attack button, no interesting combos!) until you win or die, occasionally maneuvering to avoid the worst of the attackers. And there aren't any save slots - just codes. I get that this is recreating the Games Of Yore, but I *played* those, and save codes were the feature I missed least.. hard to tell what is happening, difficutly ramps up and drops randomly, Great music. As a native "yinzer" I have to say that this game hits all the right chords with me. Mega Cat's attention to the Pittsbugh culture makes this game not only fun, but also introduces the world to the pride that we Pittsburghers have for our city. I love this game. Yinz guys have to try it!. The plot is nonsensical, which is intentional, but it's also just plain bad. (And the text is annoying to scroll through, which really doesn't help.)The controls are sluggish, too - there's a few frames between you hitting the jump button and the character actually jumping. And the difficulty ramps up quickly, which isn't fun. So you mash buttons (there's only one attack button, no interesting combos!) until you win or die, occasionally maneuvering to avoid the worst of the attackers. And there aren't any save slots - just codes. I get that this is recreating the Games Of Yore, but I *played* those, and save codes were the feature I missed least.. Coffee Crisis is one of the worst beat'em up games i played. Boring, repetative and way too hard, because enemies will spawn in random numbers, one time you will fight 3 enemies and another time 30. There are also random modifiers that mostly will ♥♥♥♥ you up even more. There are only 3 attacks you can do, and no evade/block option. Most of the times enemies will shoot you instanlty, leaving you without a chance to do anything. Story is weird, combat mechanic suck♥♥♥♥♥ even that metal soundtrack doesnt really help this game. Not recommended.. A cool beat'em up game, reminiscent of childhood games. Very difficult, but the music is excellent. Also liked the humor in the game, although it is quite black ;).
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